Funny Love Quotes – The Best
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
Familiarity breeds contempt—and children.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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