Funny Love Quotes – The Best

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
Author Unknown

No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes.
Author Unknown

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Brendan Francis

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
Douglas Yates

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
La Rochefoucauld

When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.
Lenore Coffee

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
Mae West

Familiarity breeds contempt—and children.
Mark Twain

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Mort Sahl

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt

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